To people who only knew him casually, Ignatius Thrumbler was regarded as the sort of person about whom there was not much to say, one way or the other. He came across as an entirely run-of-the-mill person, with no outstanding qualities whatsoever. What those people failed to understand, however, was that Ignatius Thrumbler could, if asked, easily provide the answers to all questions, including the answers to questions that had yet to be asked. "Ask me any question, and I can provide an answer," Ignatius Thrumbler said. Unfortunately, in many cases (actually, if the truth is to be told, in nearly every case), the answers that Ignatius Thrumble provided to questions were not necessarily the correct answers. For example, according to Ignatius Thrumbler, when two and two were added together, the result was five and a half, not four. Also according to Ignatius Thrumbler, the Earth was neither flat nor round, but instead, had a shape that was, in his opinion, somewhat akin to a cuc...