Fiction

• The People Who Deluded Themselves into Utter Doom
• The Best Way to Ruin the Future of Mankind
• The Dreadful Defiance of Deirdre Dashpebble
• Ludlow Fligg Dances the Minuet
• Have You Heard the News About Harry Sprongley?
• Questions for the Ages
• We Are Being Watched
• Always Proper in All Things
• The Revolution Should Probably Commence Fairly Soon, If That Is Entirely Agreeable to Everyone
• Two Thrifty Brothers
• J. Tarnable Crudsworth Reveals Too Much
• The Riff and Raff Show
• Clodwick Sparbungle Accepts His Fate
• The Second Smartest Person in the World
• Another Planet in Another Galaxy
• The Squareness of Fulton Biddle
• Strange Observations
• The Long Betrothal of Seymour Higginbottom and Matilda Witherspoon
• An Almost Completely Honest Account of Several Apparently Untoward Things That Happened to a Certain Person
• Miss Prithee Makes a Purchase
• The Singular Ability of Newton Milquist
• Being Wonderful Is a Wonderful Thing
• We Regret to Inform You
• The Baldfaced Ballyhoo of Boswell B. Boswell
• A Change of Name
• Sopwith Balderdash Attempts to Surmount an Insurmountable Challenge
• Onward and Upward with Busby Furthering
• The Regular Rabbit
• Adjustable Marshmallows Offer Infinite Hope for All Humanity
• The Man Who Wanted Happiness
• If Things Were Done My Way
• A World of Custard
• Perfect People Need Not Apply
• Mr. and Mrs. Freemarket Go Shopping
• A Small Protest Against the Rampant Foolishness of Our Age
• The Book of Udd
• A Conversation with Myself
• One Thought Too Many
• If You Ask Me
• Walter Periwinkle and the Impenetrable Mysteries of Physical Existence
• No Time for Norman
• I Am Tired of Being Me
• Melvin Fridd and His Overactive Id
• How Difficult It Is to Be Extremely Handsome!
• Elmer Boffington Holds Forth on the Current State of the World
• Arthur Brimpton Ceases to Be Friendly
• In the Know
• The Purpose of Life
• Horace Mithers Turns into a Weird Person
• It All Adds Up
• I Have My Own Reasons
• Theosophus Grollblunken Dares to Smile
• Out of My Mind
• How the World Was Created
• Vote for Me or Dreadful Things Will Happen
• Woodrow and Edna Make a Fresh Start
• Raymond Snivley Deals with the Almighty
• Twists and Turns of Fate
• Honesty
• As Happy As Happy Can Be
• Hilton Dorping's Many Troubles
• Quisby Frembling Makes a Big Fuss About Himself
• Marry for Wealth, Repent Forever
• A New Lease on Life
• I'm Taking It Easy
• Bertram Glottard's Moment of Decision
• Not the Usual Sort of Request
• The War Between Miss Alice Hitherby-Twilkington and Miss Lavinia Fettlesnarp
• The Emperor of Everything
• The Eternal Bachelor
• The Wicked Beauty of Desdemona Flummerty
• The Peculiar World of Winthrop Farble
• A Case of Hate at First Sight
• The True Story of Mr. Excelsior Fancypants
• How to Be a Slightly Better Person
• Cedric Farnsworth Worries Himself Away
• The Immoderate Moderation of Fenwick Arbuthnot
• The Sudden Disappearance of Thurgood Q. Fentermock
• An Explanation from the Chief Executive
• Reginald Blows It All
• How I Wrote My First Screenplay
• Edwin